I will get on my knees for the man or woman who invents the 20/20 foresight glasses.
But in the meantime, I have officially been demoted out of my big girl panties and am now right back in diapers. The rash is kind of a itchy but it's still better than shitting all over myself. I am demoted until further notice. Anyone who finds the image of me in diapers hot, please don't call, ever.