It gets even a bit more disturbing when Skraggle is relieving himself because she likes to play a more active role. Sometimes she will try to stick her paw in his stream, or her head. Skraggle has been forced to sit like a bitch when he pees because he doesn't want to cuddle with a urine soaked cat.
Sometimes she will try and get in your butt when you are pooping. Yes you read right, sometimes when I poop, I feel like I am going to be anally molested by a cat. Occasionally, she will jump up behind me and lay against my clenched backside as I poop.
When I was gone for a week and a half, she missed me. A lot.
And when I say a lot, I mean a lot, a lot.
Ok, she didn't actually miss me, she missed the curve of my ass.
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This cat knows where it's at! And is conducive to rhyming.
My cat's the same way, except he joins me only to drink from the faucet.
Skraggle thinks I gave birth the cat, as she has my exact same personality, including the fascination with him urinating and the incessant pestering and poking.
I also like to jump mid air and pounce on his head when he isn't expecting it and I like kibble.
i felt like family when she jumped on the back of the toilet when i was peeing at your house. also when you watched me pee.
my kitty used to open the bathroom door and try to bat at the stream of our unsuspecting house guests.
she also loved taking a shower with you, too.
weird felines...
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